Courtyard Poetry & Humor

So Why Worry?

There are only two things to worry about…
Either you are healthy or you’re sick.
If you are healthy –
there’s nothing to worry about
But if you are sick…
There are only two things to worry about.
Either you get well or you won’t.
If you get well –
there’s nothing to worry about.
But if you don’t…
There are only two things to worry about…
Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
If you go to Heaven –
there’s nothing to worry about.
But if you don’t
You’ll be so busy shaking hands with all of us,
you’ll have no time to worry
So Why Worry?

 

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!

Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Steffan: What?
Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.

Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
They refuse to leave the green.

What bow cannot be tied? A Rainbow!

A Grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink Steve?”